The return of the podcast with a new co-host. Discussing a Mario Bava classic, starring the Happy Mobile! With the best/worst ending in cinematic history.
Thanks to The Hangmen for the outro song.
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Schlock & Terror Promo
My Cameo in The Literary Lair: Angel Armor – The Cassandra Conflict
An almost kinda crossover until Michael decided to be a hypocrite.
Eh, worth a shot. Congratulations for 150 episodes.
Old Shames – Final Fantasy Neverwintered, Part 1
I did some voice over work for HedonisticActor. Enjoy.
Toolbox Murders Review
Physicist returns from wherever the hell she’s been to do a (late) Halloween review in honour of the late Tobe Hooper.
(It was very much intended to be released on Halloween when it was filmed, sorry that it’s late.)
The Very Late Second Anniversary
The time has come…
FearDotCom – The Boob Tube (feat. The Cartoon Physicist)
Here’s my first official crossover of the year 2017. Not my first official episode of the year, but still.
Actual Description: It’s the very first review of the new year and what better way to review this piece of garbage than with a little help from someone who spent the last year reviewing horror flicks. Special thanks to Lauren Fox aka Cartoon Physicist for the help with this awesome crossover.
Hellraiser: Hellworld Review
Witness the worst twist in cinematic history!
No, this wasn’t directed by Shyamalan.
Hellraiser: Deader Review
Cenobites vs. Zombies…not as awesome as you think.
Schlock & Terror: A Retrospective of Video Nasties – Axe!
In this episode, Bob Ross has to survive the rapist Blues Brothers, a thirteen year old axe-wielding model in her twenties, and a paralysed grandpa in a staring contest with the camera. Trust us, it still doesn’t make sense in context.
Thank you, Tiger Helicide, for this episode’s outro.
The Cartoon Physicist's Noughtie List 