FearDotCom – The Boob Tube (feat. The Cartoon Physicist)

Here’s my first official crossover of the year 2017. Not my first official episode of the year, but still.

Actual Description: It’s the very first review of the new year and what better way to review this piece of garbage than with a little help from someone who spent the last year reviewing horror flicks. Special thanks to Lauren Fox aka Cartoon Physicist for the help with this awesome crossover.

Schlock & Terror: A Retrospective of Video Nasties – Axe!

In this episode, Bob Ross has to survive the rapist Blues Brothers, a thirteen year old axe-wielding model in her twenties, and a paralysed grandpa in a staring contest with the camera. Trust us, it still doesn’t make sense in context.

Thank you, Tiger Helicide, for this episode’s outro.

Schlock & Terror: A Retrospective of Video Nasties – Anthropophagous: The Beast

Dave returns! In a…not so thrilling adventure. Umm…there’s a cat in it? Oh, well. Just listen to us b*tch about the movie.

Thank you, Dr. Hell, for this episode’s outro.

 

And as promised, here is the full theme song by Evil Heim of Voice of Doom.

Schlock & Terror: A Retrospective of Video Nasties – Absurd

The show begins with a “formal” discussion about the Italian Halloween ripoff known as Absurd. Beware of Dave! The jogging bowling-shoe wearing zombie devil…thing!

Thank you, Toby Mobias, for the album art, the name, and the narration. Thank you, Evil Heim of Voice of Doom, for the theme song (Sorry about it being edited, I had to shorten it. Although I will show off the full version in the next post alongside the next episode). And thank you, Los Morts, for the episode’s outro song.